If a patient falls, your documentation should include:
a. your assumptions about why the patient fell.
b. direct quotes from the patient about his complaints or denial of pain.
c. speculations about events leading up to the fall.
d. accusations of blame.

Weird, is that a question or just something

Agroup of engineering students from purdue university reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 licks each to the center.

You will have to delete it i think