Write a letter to a friend in another town invite him or her to spend Christmas holidays with you​

dear friend,

so how the fu.ck are ya, fa.g.g.ot?? I hope you're okay and gay. I'm good here. so, you gotta come here for Christmas. it'll be fu.ckin fun.

we can go to clubs and do sh.it.

if you don't wanna come, then pls fu.ck off

your

daddy (just kidding, it's your friend)