Pedro mario, ¿todavía estás mirando (1) ? ¿no ves que vamos a llegar tarde? mario lo siento, pero no puedo ir a la fiesta de tu novia. pasan un partido de fútbol. pedro pero las fiestas de mi novia son más (2) y más entretenidas que cualquier partido de fútbol. todos los partidos son veintidós tontos corriendo detrás de una pelota, los (3) gritando (shouting) como locos y el (4) pitando (whistling) sin parar. mario hoy no me puedes convencer. es la final del (5) y estoy seguro de que mi (6) favorito va a (7) . pedro ¿y no vas a (8) , aquí solito, mientras todos tus amigos bailan? mario ¡jamás! ¡todos vienen a ver el partido conmigo! y después vamos a (9) la victoria. pedro que (10) del partido. ya me espera, mi novia me está llamando al ¿qué me dices, amor? ¿que la fiesta es aquí en mi casa? ¿que tú también quieres ver el partido? ¡ay, que yo me rindo (give up)!

(1) televisión (2) divertidas (3) escuchas (4) árbitro (5) mundial (6) jugador (7) jugar (8) aburrirte (9) celebrar (10) disfrutes  

In English, televisión means Television (TV). This sentence in English means:

Pedro: Mario, are you still watching television? Don't you realize we're going to be late?  

 In English, this sentence means:  

Mario: I'm sorry, but I can't go to your girlfriend's party. I am watching a football game.

Divertidas is an adjective given in feminine and plural form whose meaning is fun. On the other hand, in the sentence los escuchas, los is the Direct Object Pronoun for the third-person plural (masculine form), so the conjugation of the verb after this pronoun matches the second-person singular. That's the reason why the conjugation of the verb escuchar is escuchas here. Finally, árbitro means referee.

In English, this sentence means:

Pedro: But my girlfriend's parties are more fun and entertaining than any football game. All football games are the same. Twenty two fool people chasing a ball, you hear them shouting as crazy people and the referee whistling without stopping.  

mundial is an adjective and means world. So, Mario is watching the World Cup Final. His favorite player (jugador) is going to play (jugar). So, this sentence means in English:  

Mario: You aren't going to convince me today. It's the World Cup Final and I am sure my favorite player is going to play.

aburrirte comes from the verb aburrir. In this case, Pedro receives the action, so we need to use an Indirect Object. The word aburrirte uses the indirect object te (second-person singular). The sentence means:

Celebrate is a verb and means to celebrate. This sentence means:

Mario: Never! Everyone comes to watch the game with me! and then we will celebrate the victory.

disfrutes is a conjugation of the verb disfrutar (to enjoy). This sentence means:

Pedro: Enjoy the game. I'm leaving ... Wait, my girlfriend is calling me on the cell phone ... What do you say, my love? Is the party here in my house? Do you want to watch the game, too? Oh, I give up!