Who made February the shortest day in the year

Agustus Caesar there is a rurmor about this

A king named Augustus Caesar stole a day from February to add to the month named after him the real reason February is short begins with the fact that the first calendar was only 10 months long

Bob: coke is baby pandas.jim: what? how do you figure that coke is baby pandas? bob: because this book says so.jim: how do we know the book is correct? bob: because it says that coke is baby pandas.jim: how does that prove the book's accuracy? bob: because it's statement involving coke and baby pandas is correct, therefore it is accurate.jim: how do we know that it's correct? bob: because we have concluded that the book is accurate, and therefore the statement is correct.therefore, coke is baby pandas.