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The probability that a student graduating from suburban state university has student loans to pay off after graduation is .60. if two students are randomly selected from this university, what is the probability that neither of them has student loans to pay off after graduation?

One of every 20 customers reports poor customer service on your company’s customer satisfaction survey. you have just created a new process that should cut the number of poor customer service complaints in half. what percentage of customers would you expect to report poor service after this process is implemented? 1.) 5% 2.) 10% 3.) 2% 4.) 2.5%

Acaterer charges $500 plus $30 per guest to cater a wedding. walt and traci don't want to spend more than $8000 on catering. write and solve an inequality in terms of the number of guests, g, that can be invited. a) 30g ? 8000; g ? 267 b) 500g < 8000; g < 16 c) 500 + 30g < 8000; g < 250 d) 500 + 30g ? 8000; g ? 250