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Need ! the total ticket sales for a high school basketball game were $2,260. the ticket price for students were $2.25 less than the adult ticket price. the number of adult tickets sold was 230, and the number of student tickets sold was 180. what was the price of an adult ticket?

Y< 2x-3 y? mx+3 which value of m and which symbol result in the system of inequalities shown above having no solution? a) m=-2; > b) m=-1/2; < c) m=2; > d) m=2;

Complete this sentence with the best of choices given