Free crown for the funniest dark joke

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Step-by-step explanation:

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

Everywhere

Step-by-step explanation:

1/3

step-by-step explanation:

to find this, you can divide 12 by 4 which is 3 or you can multiply 4 until you reach 12 (4x3=12). both should give you 3, meaning theres three times less bananas than there are oranges.