BRAINLEST FOR BEST JOKE WILL DO IT!!

-a man walks in the zoo the only animal there is a dog its a zhitzu

-Texan: "Where are you from?"

Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "Okay— where are you from lil rat?"

- A German Shepherd went to the telegram office, took out a blank form, and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

- if to if a white dog stands in the middle of two black dogs what happens?

OREO

there u go

so my gf called me a pe/do.

I was wondering where she got that from since shes only 6.

orphans cant play baseball bc they cant find home.. right?

the difference between a knife and my life.. the knife has a point.

you said funny joke, my life, now I want brainliest for best joke award

i cried while chopping onions.. he was a good dog.

thats it lol can i get brainliest

glide reflection.

its mainly because the pattern will be infinite and will never end. it will look like a gilder or like a filpbook when set to motion.

yes.. it's proven to be 36.