Make me laugh (for gotta be at least 20 or more ill spam

A joke:

Beggar: Give me some money

Adam: Shame of u fellow beggar, cant u go and do some work and earn money by yourself.

Beggar: Nope, nobody gave me jobs dfor a few years.

Adam: Why?

Beggar: Because I have I was under police arrest

Adam: no policeman would arrest ou without you doing crime

Beggar: Believe me, sir, I worked in a shop for a very few amount of salary so one month I took some extra money, the owner of the shop called the police, the police questioned me and I said honestly what I did, and the police arrested me. From then I got fed up with working.

Adam: Hmm, u shouldn't have taken that extra money without permission from our shop owner

Beggar: I  didn't take money without asking, i asked the day before and the owner scolded me for asking that very small amount of extra money, he called that mone as a huge amount of money and told me hat he would sent me away if i would ask him again. So i took the money the next day.

Adam: that is your fault, Anway just take this! (ADAM GIVES THE BEGGAR 100 POUNDS)

Beggar: Sir why would u onl give this to me

Adam: So u think this is a very small amount of money

Beggar: yup, this is just 100 pounds. I need 10,000 pounds

Adam: What the hell are you talking about i wont even will be able to earn that amount of money in 5 months

Beggar: Keep this money with you itself, i dont need

Adam: But why dont you take 100 pounds, that is a good sum of money

Beggar: Because,I have a sum around 500,000pounds in my bank account

-50/3 is the final answer! : )