My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do. When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money from the local wishing well.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
Hit me with your pet shark!
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
He wasn't bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite flavor of random grammar?
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room.
You can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat.
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense.
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life.
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
Not all people who wander are lost.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
He had accidentally hacked into his company's server.
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.