More Jokes!! Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A: Move fasta (Mufasa)

Q: What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
A: Turn down for Walt!

Q: What does Mickey use to browse the web?
A: An iPad Minnie.

Q: What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A: He has a meltdown.

Q: Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A: He Neverlands!

Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He heard he might get a hole in one!

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A: So he could visit Pluto!

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