Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you In good health and in a prosperous enough position
To put wealth in the pockets of people like me
Down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to
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Uh-oh!
You made the wrong s u c k e r a c u c k hold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you u n b u c k l e d
And hey, you can keep seein' my we wife
If the price is right: if not I'm telling your wife