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Mario was conducting research regarding the treatment of aids victims using stem cells. he found a source that was written recently and the author was known. unfortunately, he could not determine if it had been peer reviewed.

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Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?