Tell me a good joke and ill give brainliest! I accept dark humor also

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life

Explanation:

Answer A joke? Yeah, alright. There's these, three guys, a Mexican, a white guy and a black guy. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, the, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, "I want, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the Mexicans are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy Goes to the, Black guy, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, all the Black's in America are in Africa. And, So the genie says to the white guy, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the Black's and Mexicans are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

answer: when you start thinking negitivly and start having suicidal thoughts

or harming yourself, sadness is part of depression as well as fear and anger combined