Is it possible to pass tennis tryouts as a freshman with only 2 months of tennis experience? Or should I just take it easy and try the swimming team? I’ve always been pretty useless at sports, but now the time has come where I need to get onto a sports team (because colleges like that). I’ve been swimming for a good amount of time, however our swim team wants us to wake up at 5:30 am, I don’t really want to do that, so I’m considering on learning tennis, but you know, learning sports is HARD.

take it easy

Explanation:

tennis is a pretty hard sport to learn. For you to pass the tryouts for freshman year, you would need at least 1-2 years of practice. its impssible to learn this sport in 2 months.

nope, but i have cleaned my brush in my cup of not as potentially harmful but nevertheless, very upsetting for scottish/british folks. especially if you've used the last teabag for it

explanation:

there could be something in that . . i am indeed an old scottish man!

there's a bit of bolshie-ness with it too though. i won't let go of the old ways . . tea and whisky . . whether the young whippersnappers like it or not!