If you make me laugh you get brainliest. : )

( husband ): honey the vacuum is broken

( wife ): what do u mean broken?

( husband ): it stopped sucking

( wife ): it must have gotten married

lol I know it's bad

sorry

I fell UP a full set of bleachers

Explanation:

My crush invited me to a basketball game, so I obviously excepted. When I got there him and my friends were sitting on the top row of the bleachers in the school gym. I tripped on my coat on the way up the stairs. Instead of stopping to compose myself, I kept walking...  or rather falling up the stairs. When I got to the top all he had to say was "Yay! You made it! You sure know how to  make an entrance"

1. d.

2.false

3.noise

too short

answer; i believe the answer is moderate level;