To other people how bad would it hurt to hit your funny bone

It hurts a lot. Sometimes feels like a tingling in your arm

Each gram of carbohydrates and proteins yield 4 calories / gram . the more the calories a food has the more energy it provide to you body.

You did not show us the image of the burger, but i shall try to answer as best i can.  when purchasing food, always consider the ingredients as well as the person who prepared it. consider if they were hygienic people or not, in case the burger was infected with bacteria. no mortal should place an infected burger into their mouth.