Why do I have blue nipples?

Because your eating too much Mc Donalds so make sure to compress Vicks Vapo Rub on that. You might get a little rash and feel nausea..

Explanation:

If that doesn't work do cold compresses , it might sting and u might lose a lot of blood and might die , but at least they won't be blue. :)

a1 = unhealthy

a2= healthy

a3= healthy

the answer is d its the most logical and accurate out of them all : )