When you put your hands together which hand are you feeling

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

According to proper standing posture, from a side view, which parts of the body should be aligned? a. ear, shoulder, hip, knee, and ankle b. stomach, hip, knee, and ankle c. nose, shoulder, hip, knee d. ear, shoulder, fingers, ankle

Can you get chlamydia from sleeping in the same bed