What does the cat say when she talks to Jack and Jill?

Translate this to french asap: if i could get a gift card to a store in the mall, it would be a clothing store. if someone was getting presents for me, they would probably go to an art store, a clothing store, and a candy store. i think if you are buying a gift for a friend, you should spend about 20 dollars. i like to get my friends gifts that they will love and use often. no google translate plz