Imagine that you have to kill the turkey the day before but when you are about to do it, the turkey begins to speak. you are the only one that can hear it . describe the conversation

I was gonna kill the Turkey, Then the Turkey said, "Put me down, I am the Almighty and Sacred turkey. You must help me go back in time to Get Turkeys OFF the Menu". I said "What?" And he said"We are going back in time to Get Turkeys OFF The Menu."
Then I asked How do we address it? And the Turkey said "With Cranberry sauce" We both laughed then I said "No seriously how do we address it.?

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