Please help!! Does any of these quotes have humor

“I dreamt interminably of eating pork. The smell of fried pork made me faint.”

“I imagined myself skinning these sausages and letting my teeth sink into the juicy, luxuriant meant.”

“I would loiter for hours in front of foodstore showcases and contemplated sausages beaded with fat and dappled with pork.”

30 points and brainlest answer if righta just got divorced, he losted his house, his keys, and his phone. what did he lose first?

Jeff's response to justin assumes that justin is following which maxim? justin: hey, jeff! jeff: yeah? justin: get ready for the news of the day! jeff: okay. justin: i got that job i was after! jeff: wow! that's great! justin: ! starts right now! later!

Read the corporate document. all employees of cozy clothes ltd. are entitled to a 40 percent discount on regularly priced merchandise and a 20 percent discount on sale-priced merchandise. to apply this discount to an employee purchase, follow this procedure: 1. enter the purchaser’s employee id number into the cash register when prompted. 2. apply the appropriate discount. 3. apply sales tax. 4. print an additional copy of the sales receipt. initial both copies. 5. add the additional copy to the register drawer to be included with the nightly closeout report. what is the purpose of the numbering in this document? to indicate steps in a process to emphasize supporting ideas to signal the text’s main ideas to show the meaning of policies