Which of the following choices CORRECTLY punctuates this sentence with commas? When Micah attended the Broadway show with his only sister Megan they sat in the front row.

How many syllables does a tanka have? a. 31 b. 17 c. 14 d. 10

Correct the sentence below: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late he was right on time. a: correct as it is b: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late, he was right on time. c: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late; and he was right on time. d: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late: he was right on time.

Based on this work of satire, what is most likely the authors opinion?