Can someone make me stop crying? Simptryme u there?

so plz read the jokes

Explanation:

What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Put it on my bill!

I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

Why can’t your nose be 12-inches long? Because it would be a foot.

What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you’ve got problems.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

I'm not the best calmer but I suggest you take a breath and cool down.

Explanation:

Hope you feel better soon :)

usually, a falcon can kill an owl, and horses don't normally eat each other.

it would be b. broad.

hope this buddy!

mark me brainliest!

~courtney