Can someone give me a parody of “hickory dickory dock”?

Explanation:

(Song starts while the clock ticks)

Leafy: Hickory, dickory, dock. The mouse ran up the clock.

Lightbulb: The clock struck one, The mouse ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks to the music)

Boombox and Ice Cream: A snake.

Boombox: Hickory, dickory, dock. The snake ran up the clock.

Ice Cream: The clock stuck two, The snake ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Party Hat and Lego: A squirrel.

Party Hat: Hickory, dickory, dock. The squirrel ran up the clock.

Lego: The clock struck three, The squirrel ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Skittle and Carrot: A cat.

Skittle: Hickory, dickory, dock. The cat ran up the clock.

Carrot: The clock struck four, The cat ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Milky and Camera: A dog.

Milky: Hickory, dickory, dock. The dog ran up the clock.

Camera: The clock struck five, The dog ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Window and Hearty: A monkey.

Window: Hickory, dickory, dock. The monkey ran up the clock.

Hearty: The clock struck six, The monkey ran down, Hickory dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Feather and Gummy: A rabbit.

Feather: Hickory, dickory, dock. The rabbit ran up the clock.

Gummy: The clock struck seven, The rabbit ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Watermelon and Dr. Lemon: A bear.

Watermelon: Hickory, dickory, dock. The bear ran up the clock.

Dr. Lemon: The clock struck eight, The bear ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Candy Corn and Yogurt: An ostrich.

Candy Corn: Hickory, dickory, dock. The ostrich ran up the clock.

Yogurt: The clock struck nine, The ostrich ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Microwave and Stethoscope: A kangaroo.

Microwave: Hickory, dickory, dock. The kangaroo ran up the clock.

Stethoscope: The clock struck ten, The kangaroo ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Party Hat and Lego: A lion.

Party Hat: Hickory, dickory, dock. The lion ran up the clock.

Lego: The clock struck eleven, The lion ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Clock ticks again to the music)

Watermelon and Dr. Lemon: An elephant!

Watermelon: Hickory, dickory, dock. The elephant ran up the clock.

Dr. Lemon: The clock struck twelve, The elephant-

Object Show Characters: Uh-oh!

(Elephant breaks the clock and the clock stops ticking)

Dr. Lemon: Broke the clock.

Object Show Characters: Hickory, dickory, dock.

(Song ends)

b. failure at least that one seems the most negative out of all of the answers provided pls correct me if i'm wrong. : ))