A man walking down the street sees another man with a very big dog. The man says: “Does your dog bite?” The other man replies: “No, my dog doesn’t bite”. The first man then pats the dog, has his hand bitten off, and shouts; “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite”. The other man replies: “That’s not my dog”. please rate my terrible joke

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Me out - i'm supposed to write up a report (or summary) of the 2002 film/musical, chicago. it needs to be roughly 2-3 paragraphs, containing 5-7 sentences each. i need someone to me write this up, i can't fail my class this year- (i don't have many points, but i'm offering as much as i'm able