After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have s. x, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my a+s sure hurts like hell!"

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This article is about the superhero. For other uses, see Superman (disambiguation).

Superman

Superman with his cape billowing

Superman in Superman: Secret Origin #6 (October 2010). Art by Gary Frank and Jon Sibal

Publication information

PublisherDC Comics

First appearanceAction Comics #1

(cover-dated June 1938; published April 18, 1938)

Created byJerry Siegel (writer)

Joe Shuster (artist)

In-story information

Alter egoKal-El (birth name)

Clark Joseph Kent (adopted name)

SpeciesKryptonian

Place of origin  

Kryptonopolis (Krypton)

Smallville / Metropolis (Earth)

Team affiliationsJustice League

Legion of Super-Heroes

Superman Family

Partnerships  

Supergirl (various)

Superboy (various)

Superdog (Krypto)

Batman

Wonder Woman

Notable aliasesThe Man of Steel

The Last Son of Krypton

The Man of Tomorrow

Abilities  

See list

Superman is a fictional superhero, who first appeared in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, and first appeared in the comic book Action Comics #1 (cover-dated June 1938 and published April 18, 1938).[1] Superman has been adapted to a number of other media which includes radio serials, novels, movies, television shows and theatre.

Superman was born on the planet Krypton and was given the name Kal-El at birth. As a baby, his parents sent him to Earth in a small spaceship moments before Krypton was destroyed in a natural cataclysm. His ship landed in the American countryside, near the fictional town of Smallville. He was found and adopted by farmers Jonathan and Martha Kent, who named him Clark Kent. Clark developed various superhuman abilities, such as incredible strength and impervious skin. His adoptive parents advised him to use his abilities for the benefit of humanity, and he decided to fight crime as a vigilante. To protect his privacy, he changes into a colorful costume and uses the alias "Superman" when fighting crime. Clark Kent resides in the fictional American city of Metropolis, where he works as a journalist for the Daily Planet. Superman's supporting characters include his love interest and fellow journalist Lois Lane, Daily Planet photographer Jimmy Olsen and editor-in-chief Perry White. His classic foe is Lex Luthor, who is either a mad scientist or a ruthless businessman, depending on the story.

Although Superman was not the first superhero character, he popularized the superhero archetype and established its conventions. Superheroes are usually judged by how closely they resemble the standard set by Superman. He was the best-selling superhero character in American comic books up until the 1980s.[2]

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