HERE IS SOME DARK HUMOR ITS SO FUNNY, YOU COULD DIE FOR AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. also write some too Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words ‘antidote' and ‘anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be alive.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"

“Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today!”

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."