Wife: Hey Hunny! Can you fix the sink for me?.. Husband: Im not a plumer

Wife: oh ok, can you fix my car? Its leaking oil

Husband: Im not a mechanic

Wife: ok...

*Next Day*
*Husband comes home from work*

Wife: How was your day?

Husband: It was rough, how was your day?

Wife: It was nice. I got the neigbor to fix the problems

Husband: Well thats good to hear!

Wife: He said that i could sleep with him or bake him a cake in return

Husband: What cake did you bake?

Wife: Im not a baker... :)

the god   the goddess of salt water, of fresh water   yet more powerful and perfect.

so you can tailor your resumé to the position

would be the answer. hope this .

"why don't you like me the way i am? " i cried. "i'm not a genius! i can't play the piano, and even if i could, i wouldn't go on tv if you paid me a million dollars! "

explanation:

the conflict between jing-mei and her mother is over jing-mei's piano lessons since her mother wants her to become a prodigy but she does not want to play it any more.