English, 05.02.2021 19:10 blackwell0315

Give me a good meme or dark humor joke

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Answer from: alext549

I had to paint my batteries white so they don't die faster...

Answer from: annafran89

you kind of left sayori hanging this morning, you know?

natsuki? more like SNAPSUKI

THIS IS A DDLC REFERENCE. i understand, if you dont understand, if that makes sense

another joke you COULD understand:

we could solve world hunger, and overpopulation with one thing: EATING OTHER HUMANS

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Answer from: Quest

1. the details that would clarify the authors purpose for writing would be after the "haley collected used soccer jersey and sent them to guatemalan children." part, he would say, "and you can also donate today to save ". so far in the text, you can see no such thing. if, near the end the author persuades you to donate to guatemalans, then you know that the author's reason to write is to persuade you.

2. what details would make the text more engaging is to see the guatemalan children's reaction to getting free jerseys.

3. the details that convey the author's attitude would be an opinion by the author, for example, if he said, "haley was a very nice girl " or, you can find the attitude by finding parts of haley's personality that he highlights. you can strengthen your tones by using more descriptive words, and simplify long sentences as much as you can.

you're welcome ; p

Answer from: Quest

- "about the claims : -

making a claim is just a fancy way of saying that you're stating your main point.' claims are not just opinions. a claim tells what you think is true about a topic based on your knowledge .

about the country claims : -

a counterclaim is just the opposite of a claim. counterclaims are also provable and supportable by reasons and evidence. not just, 'because i said so.' when you're planning an argument, you need to know what the counterclaim might be so that you can make sure that you disprove it with your reasons and evidence your research." - (catherineroberts)

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