There's a baked potato on a chair My mother was just sitting there
I thought I heard her in this room
Theres only one thing to assume
My mom has turned into a baked potato
I'm pretty sure potato transformations are fatal
The potato expert will be here soon
But he's just some scrawny Irish dude
My mom has turned into a baked potato
This saucer is wearing a wizard hat
Oh my God she's been cursed by a saucer-er
Hold on a minute is that my dad

My dad has been turned into a mashed potato and I think this one is medically worse
He was my favorite patriarch but now he's just a patri-strch

Read the excerpt from ernest hemingway’s “soldier's home.” his father was in the real estate business and always wanted the car to be at his command when he required it to take clients out into the country to show them a piece of farm property. the car always stood outside the first national bank building where his father had an office on the second floor. now, after the war, it was still the same car. nothing was changed in the town except that the young girls had grown up. how does hemingway’s description of the town as unchanged impact the readers’ perception of krebs? it emphasizes that while the town has remained the same, krebs has changed. it illustrates that krebs despises the town he grew up in because it is boring. it demonstrates that krebs views himself as similar to the other soldiers from his town. it reveals that krebs is jealous of those who were able to stay in town and avoid the war.