PLEASE HELP I WILL GIVE THE CROWN Reread the excerpt below, taken from the transcript of the news story “Rider-Sharing: Byrd Flies Too Close to the Sun.”

The picture [of Byrd] measuring at least 30 square inches should be set in a gold frame and placed on a marble podium at a height of no less than 3 feet. Twenty doves in five brass cages should adorn the centerpiece, which should be loaded with long-stem roses that have been spray-painted gold,” the rider details. It then went on to demand the specific floor placement of “a minimum of twelve organic vanilla-scented candles.

Which change to this passage would MOST make it seem like a parody?

a. changing “30 square inches” to “100 square inches”

b. changing “marble podium” to “chocolate fountain”

c. changing “doves” to “fairies”