Give me jokes cause why not No red flags that doesn't count

Joke #1
my wife was mad at me cause i had no sense of direction so i packed my things and right

gimme joke :>

Correct the sentence below: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late he was right on time. a: correct as it is b: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late, he was right on time. c: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late; and he was right on time. d: the pizza delivery boy was neither early nor late: he was right on time.

What is the author's purpose in both patrick henry's speech and thomas paines common sense

What does hofmann use of the pronoun it imply about the sister feeling about gregor