Onward, Chauncey!
To the highest room
of the tallest tower...
...where my princess awaits rescue
from her handsome Prince Charming!
This is worse than "Love Letters".
I hate dinner theater!
Me, too.
Whoa there, Chauncey!
Hark! The brave Prince Charming
approacheth.
Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay
the monster that guards you...
...then take my place as rightful king.
What did she say?
It's Shrek!
Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
Prepare, foul beast...
...to enter into a world of pain
with which you are not familiar!
Happy birthday to thee
Happy birthday to thee
Do you mind?
Do you mind? Boring!
Prepare, foul beast...
Someday you'll be sorry.
We already are!
Mommy...
You're right. I can't let this happen.
I can't!
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
And I promise you this, Mother...
...I will restore dignity to my throne.
And this time,
no one will stand in my way.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning breath.
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
Good morning, good morning
The sun is shining through
Good morning, good morning
To you
And you!
And you!
They grow up so fast.
Not fast enough.
You'll be filling in
for the King and Queen.
Several functions
require your attendance, sir.
Great! Let's get started.
Come on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
You need to get a pair ofjammies.
I got some sleep and I needed it
Not a lot, just a little bit
Someone's always
trying to keep me from it
It's a crying shame
It's a royal pain in the neck
I knight thee.
If you're filling in for a king,
you should look like one.
Can somebody come in
and work on Shrek?
I will see what I can do.
Yeah, wow.
Is this really necessary?
Quite necessary, Fiona.
- I'm Shrek, you twit.
- Whatever.
This isn't a rehearsal, peoples.
Let's see some hustle!
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up.
I'm sorry, but can you
just try to grin and bear it?
It's just until Dad gets better.
Shrek?
You look handsome.
Come here, you.
My butt is itching up a storm and
I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
Hey, you! Come here. What's your name?
Fiddlesworth, sir.
Perfect.
Ladies and gentlemen...
...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
Ahh! You've got it.
A little to the left.
That's it! That's good.
Oh, yeah! Scratch
that thing! You're on it.
Shrek!
My eye!
What are you doing?
Fiona!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
Shrimp! My favorite!
- That's it! We're leaving!
- Calm down.
Calm down? Who do you think
we're kidding? I am an ogre.
I'm not cut out for this, Fiona,
and I never will be.
I think that went well.
Donkey!
Come on, Shrek!
Some people just don't
understand boundaries.
Just think. A couple more days
and we'll be back home...
...in our vermin-filled shack
strewn with fungus...
...and filled with the stench
of mud and neglect.
You had me at "vermin-filled".
And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter
of little feet on the floor.
That's right, the swamp rats
will be spawning.
Uh, no.
What I'm thinking of is a little bigger
than a swamp rat.
Donkey?
No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
...they were little ogre feet?
Honey, let's be rational about this.
Have you seen a baby lately?
They just eat and poop, and they cry...
...then they cry when they poop
and poop when they cry.
Now, imagine an ogre baby.
They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
Shrek, don't you ever think
about having a family?
Right now, you're my family.
Well, somebody better be dying.
I'm dying.
Harold?
Don't forget
to pay the gardener, Lillian.
Of course, darling.
Fiona.
Yes, Daddy?
I know I made many mistakes with you.
It's okay.
But your love for Shrek has...
...taught me so much.
My dear boy...
...I am proud to call you my son.
And I'm proud to call you my frog...
...King dad-in-law.
Now there is a matter
of business to attend to.
The Frog King... is dead.
Put your hat back on, fool.
Shrek...
...please come hither.
Yeah, Dad?
This kingdom needs a new king.
You and Fiona
are next in line for the throne.
Oh!
Next in line. You see, Dad,
that's why people love you.
Even on your deathbed,
you're still making jokes.
Oh, come on, Dad. An ogre as king?
I don't think that's such a good idea.
There's gotta be somebody else.
Anybody!
Aside from you, there is
only one remaining heir.
Really? Who is he, Dad?
TO BE CONTINUED LOL
