I need urgent help. I was sleeping with my girlfriend when all of a sudden, I began to uncontrollably release fecal matter from my gluteus onto her face. She ate all of the poop and then let out a wet, juicy fart. What should I do?

Atahualpaemperor of the inca empire who rose to the throne after winning a civil war between him and his brother.  -he refused to become a spanish vassal or christian.-francisco pizarro kidnapped him and demanded a huge ransom.  -pizarro's secretary described him as "a man of thirty years, good-looking and poised, somewhat stout, with a wide, handsome, and ferocious face, and the eyes flaming with blood."-after the ransom was paid, atahualpa was killed by pizarro