Ill give brainliest if u can tell me a joke that makes me laugh

ima give you a pick up line

Explanation:

if you were my homework i'd put you over my desk and do you all night

are you a ticket cuz you got fine written all over you

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it!

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications!

What's E.T. short for?

because he's only got little legs!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other one is a little lighter.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door I'm dressing!

Knock knock? Who's there? Hatch! Hatch who? Bless you!

Explanation:

What is the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo choo choo!” (credit to staceyc50 in the comments)

the answer should be d) he was one of those young thousands who greeted the war with a certain amount of relief, welcoming the liberation from webs of tangled emotion" since it is the best option because it shows his desire to free himself.

hope this answer you! have a great day.