I wanna be in the army then become a comedian so here some random things My teeth itch.
My hair hurts.
I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend.
When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go.
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know.
Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks.
My nipple is broken.
My eye socket is warm.
Do you eat other peoples finger nails?
Have you ever tried sleeping in water?

this person needs to be in prison lol XD

Explanation:

cassius, casca, and their allies plant false documents to manipulate brutus to join their cause to remove caesar. after doing so, they visit brutus at night in his home to persuade him of their views. there they plan caesar's death. brutus is troubled but refuses to confide in his devoted wife, portia. on 15 march, caesar's wife, calpurnia, urges him not to go to the senate. she has had visionary dreams and fears the portents of the overnight storms.

the two sonnets of sidney most closely follows the division between the octave and the sestet are the astrophel and stella sonnets.