Which sentence in this excerpt from Mark Twain's "The £1,000,000 Bank Note" is an example of satire? I was admitted by a gorgeous flunkey, and shown into a sumptuous room where a couple of elderly gentlemen were sitting. They sent away the
servant, and made me sit down. They had just finished their breakfast, and the sight of the remains of it almost overpowered me. I could hardly
keep my wits together in the presence of that food, but as I was not asked to sample it, I had to bear my trouble as best I could,
Now, something had been happening there a little before, which I did not know anything about until a good many days afterwards, but I will tell
you about it now. Those two old brothers had been having a pretty hot argument a couple of days before, and had ended by agreeing to decide
it by a bet, which is the English way of settling everything
You will remember that the Bank of England once issued two notes of a million pounds each, to be used for a special purpose connected with
some public transaction with a foreign country. For some reason or other only one of these had been used and canceled; the other still lay in
the vaults of the Bank

Select the correct text in the passage. which sentence in this excerpt from abraham lincoln's second inaugural address conveys that he wanted the us civil war to end as soon as possible? neither party expected for the war the magnitude or the duration which it has already attained. neither anticipated that the cause of the conflict might cease with or even before the conflict itself should cease. each looked for an easier triumph, and a result less fundamental and astounding. both read the same bible and pray to the same god, and each invokes his aid against the other. it may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just inging their bread from the sweat of other men's faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged. the prayers of both could not be answered. that of neither has been answered fully. the almighty has his own purposes. "woe unto the world because of offenses, for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh" if we shall suppose that american slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of god, must needs come, but which, having continued through his appointed time, he now wills to remove, and that he gives to both north and south this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living god always ascribe to him? fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. yet, if god wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the lord are true and righteous altogether." reset next