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One day there was a kid named jerry. he was one of the bad kids. now it was the end of the day so the teacher decided to play a game. well mrs. mollie said its round, and red. jerry raised his hand and laughed ofc the teacher picked jim and he guessed a red ball. it was an apple but the teacher said i like how ya think and threw the apple to him. well jerry was gonna guess apple so he got mad so then she said its the shape of a cylinder, and its hairy. well jerry did the same thing again. well whoever got it right said it was a comb. it was a hairbrush but again she said i like how ya think. and jerry was furious so  said: "ITS ROUND AND HAS A HEAD" mrs. mollie said to go to the principles office. jerry replied: "` a quarter but i like how ya think.

sorry its so long xd

the answers are:

1. dolores driscoll - b. first person minor

dolores is a minor character who happens to be driving the bus at the time of the accident. she narrates picking up each of the children and her last memory is the children being thrown around the bus.

2. billy ansel - a. first person major

billy loses his twins in the accident. he tells his own story, how he witnessed the accident and how he tried to the rescuers. he is a major character, as he is at the center of the story.

3. mitchell stephens - c. first person observer

mitchell enters the story after the accident. he is a lawyer who learns about the accident based on other characters observations. though he tells the story from a first person perspective, he is just an observer.

as for matcthing the message or lesson posted with the person who said them:

1."obviously, you can't control everything, but you are obliged to take care of the few things you can. i'm an optimist basically who acts like a pessimist. on principle. just in case." - dolores driscoll

2. "i could no longer believe even in life. . for me now the only reality was death." - billy ansel