Write a conversation between a boss and employee after the employee came into work late for the 5th time. NEED HELP ASAP

BOSS: "What's your explanation this time?"

EMPLOYEE: "Oh- ah! W-well, you see, I was at home with my dog when all of a sudden I heard a whirring sound outside. Then, everything went blank. By the time I woke up in my backyard, I was in my underwear and then I was late. I was totally abducted, sir!"

BOSS: ". . . C'mere."

EMPLOYEE: *walks over to their boss*

BOSS: *Sighs* "You've been drinking again, haven't you."

EMPLOYEE: "No, I was abducted, for real!"

BOSS: "Don't lie to me when I can smell it. I'm not tolerating this anymore. You're fired."

EMPLOYEE: *goes home sad, sits on the couch, and grabs another drink.*

ALIEN: *sitting on his couch* "Rough day?"

EMPLOYEE: "I was fired. . ."

ALIEN: "Me too. . ."

EMPLOYEE: "What for?"

ALIEN: "Apparently, I was supposed to abduct a cow."

EMPLOYEE: "That's rough buddy."

put the trash into the back of the truck and drive the truck to the back. then you must unload the truck.

yes? ? what is your question lol cos this isnt