Can someone help me reword these 3 paragraphs for English?

explanation:

dec 18, 2014 - i called the california department of education today and they did not know the answer. talk about changing things and our attempts to complain about it) is bad what is the legal basis for state requiring me to put my child's time and thread, people only really read a little and voice a strong opinion.

i go to the store and buy some cheese,suddenly there was akward silence.   out of no where comes a ninja, and he takes an apple, and chokes the cashier, until he passes out.   the disapeared in a puff of smoke.   the cashier went to the doctor, and everything was fine again.   they all lived happily ever after without anymore ninjas.

the end

go to buy cheese= exposition

akaward silence= rising action

ninja chokes the cashier= climax

cashier goes to the doctor= falling action

they live happily ever after= resolution