Can someone tell me a joke please I'm bored...

Shawty bad with a Skechers on

Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl

Light up, light up, Skechers

Light up, light up, my world

Shawty bad with a Skechers on

Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl

Light up, light up, Skechers

Light up, light up, my world

Explanation:

Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper? Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You turned in a random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.

Explanation:

new york state wildlife expert richard thomas found that a woodchuck could   chuck around 35 feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

you need to explain that more, your grammer just needs to be close to perfect.