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As all of you know, we're stuck inside, which is a great opportunity to write another essay! Please read carefully. Remember, it's important to be diligent when you review the agenda. I will know if you do not read this all the way through. Look out for any clues that may point to this as just being a prank. For instance, there may be a secret message encoded in this doing unnecessary work if you don't read carefully. Obviously, as an English teacher, I wouldn't mind assigning you another essay, but you probably don't want to do that. Lastly, if you can decode this message, please submit your explanation here for extra credit. Seems like a rather daunting task, but trust me it isn't.

Explanation:

Today is April Fool's maybe?

read this passage from the crisis. what rationale is paine using for going to war with great britain? my own line of reasoning is to myself as straight and clear as a ray of light. not all the treasures of the world, so far as i believe, could have induced me to support an offensive war, for i think it murder; but if a thief breaks into my house, burns and destroys my property, and kills or threatens to kill me, or those that are in it, and to "bind me in all cases whatsoever" to his absolute will, am i to suffer it? what signifies it to me, whether he who does it is a king or a common man; my countryman or not my countryman; whether it be done by an individual villain, or an army of them? if we reason to the root of things we shall find no difference; neither can any just cause be assigned why we should punish in the one case and pardon in the other.

it is waged war against an army of countrymen

it would lead to independence from britain

it would be an offensive war

it would be a defensive war

while his customary satire is present in mark twain's short story "the notorious jumping frog of calaveras county," there is a cloaking of this satire as twain's narrator is not directly involved. another literary device that you could build a thesis around is the use by twain of hyperbole.

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