Hello , i'm french and i'm having a hard time with this english homework:
Create a parody news report. Write and perform a funny news report about social classes in modern-day Britain.
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Elite VS lower social class

Breaking news: Today, we are deciding that from now on lower and high social classes will be equal. People should accept this new report and new law. Elite will work everyday from 5AM do 5PM and Elite ladies have to shrten their hair and to remove their nail colors. Man must be dressed for working in working suits and not in smoking. They will go on their job with the buss or train, not with the car.

everett ross tried the pasta but liked the soup more

recent brain research has shown some surprising benefits as a result of formal musical training. learning to play a musical instrument appears to develop parts of the brain that can even influence academic results. the studies indicate that the earlier a child begins training, the more benefits there are. one such study showed that children who began musical studies before the age of seven had a more developed brain in the region where language production and auditory processing take place. scientists believe there is mounting evidence to show that early musical training can improve brain function.

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