Write a short script (15-20 lines) that creates an imagined scene between two or three characters

Paul: “I never said such things!”
Garr: “Preposterous! Of course you did! I heard it from across he room!”
Paul: “I swear to you, man, I have never spoken ill of so much as a gnat”
Garr: “Lies! I know your kind, Paul. Conniving, manipulative, insulting...”
Paul: “Truly, Garr, your matter is of no insult to me. Now why would I slander the name of your beloved?”
Garr: “You called her a rat. A dirty rat...with the teeth of one too!”
Paul: “I do profusely apologize! I realized not that Petunia was a mouse. You must understand, the two look painfully similar.”
Garr: “I would have expected more from you. You call yourself a comrade?!? Some friend you are!”
Paul: “Please! I implore you! Spare me your wrath!”
Garr: “Don’t worry, no wrath will fall upon your despicable skull. I’ll be off now, never to see you again! Goodbye!”
Paul: “Wait! Wait! Garr wait! You’ve left behind your rat Petunia!”