Why does the narrator in sorrentino's “there’s a man in the habit of hitting me on the head with an umbrella” refuse to take the man with the umbrella to the police station

the cost of attendance or coa is an approximate budget for the cost of attendance of the whole academic year. in order to calculate this, universities take into consideration many factors like room and board, tuitions and fees, books, transportation and personal expenses such as medicine, laundry, clothing. all these factors combined make up the final sum to the cost of attendance in each university.

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