Aparagraph on how to make tea or coffee

Explanation:

Now, I shall proceed to give you a step by step guide on how to do this.

Step 1

Boil water in a pot. Make sure the water is hot enough to smoulder the sexists who pass comments such as, “Why do you have a job? You should be home taking care of your family.”

Step 2

Choose your desired flavour of tea. Here, you have the option of choosing from an assortment of flavours, unlike real life, where no matter what you do, you will end up married off to a mama's boy who probably can't even pour himself a glass of water.

Step 3

Pour the hot water into a cup with the tea bag and let it soak. Cover the cup with a coaster which unfortunately cannot be used to cover up your shashuri's mouth when she starts uttering absurdities such as, “Tomar baba ma tomake ranna keno shikhaye nai?”

Step 4

Serve the tea with some milk and sugar and a side of advice on how not to be a pathetic human being.

So girls, you can see that there are only 4 easy steps standing between you and the approval of aunties. Not to mention, your future marriage also relies upon your tea making abilities. I mean, you don't want to be a 30-year old with a successful job and no husband now, do you?

Explanation:

1) heat up a cup of water

2)Add 1 to 2 teaspoons of instant coffee to a mug

3)dissolve the coffee with a tablespoon of cold water

4)pour the hot water into a mug

5)mix in sugar or spices ,if desire

6)add milk or or cream of you are not a fan of black coffee

7)stirr your coffee and serve it.