Write an email of about 100 words to a friend describing a real or invented crime that you saw.

Dear Markos,

Omg, OH MY FUDGING GOD MAKOS you will never fudging believe what happened. I saw a fudging murder outside my third floor flat. So what happened was I just got out the shower turned on some of the jams cuz that's how one normally gets dresses after a warm shower. So when I went to the room I pressed my Bluetooth speaker but nothing paired and that's when I heard it. Help Help, when I heard the second help I knew what window that came from. When I peered through the blinder I saw a man crawling followed by a bigger and larger man with an ax. The only light was the street lights casting their silhouettes on the building ahead of them. The downed man was slowing down then what looked like he just gave up. The axman stopped just before his feet and drew the ax and swung hard down into the back. I heard the loud cry, paralyzed with fear I saw the man redrew the ax again peeling the ax from the back. And then again the ax man swung down this time into the man head.

Help please help or call, please.
PostScript

The first sene: alice was performing a magic trick with a wand and a small spell book that her grandfather had given her. while she was practicing she saw matt who was one of the other contestants, while she was practicing matt bumped in to her and made her say the spell wrong. all of a sudden a swoosh of sparkling purple wind picked them up and put them back on the floor. when they looked at each other alice saw herself and that’s when she realized that they had switched bodies.