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I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Reporter christopher wren wrote about the miraculous escape from bombing of the dome of st. paul’s cathedral, designed by sir ernest pyle true or false

Is the classification for an instrument that produces sound by vibrating a string or strings stretched between two points