Based on actually events from last night. (so we are gonna call my ex stepsister M for this cause I dont wanna say her name)

Me: *sends pic on snap that says* So I may or my not be in the process of bleaching and dying my hair.
M: *sends pic that says* WH your hair is already blonde!!
Me: *sees a boy in a picture on her wall* *sends pic that says* Well actually over the last 7 years it turned brown. OOO who is that boy on the wall??
M: *leaves me on delivered*